Strong Curves: Bootyful Beginnings | Boostcamp App (2024)

Strong Curves: Bootyful Beginnings | Boostcamp App (1)

by Bret ContrerasStrong Curves: Bootyful Beginnings | Boostcamp App (2)Strong Curves: Bootyful Beginnings | Boostcamp App (3)

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A woman's guide to building a better butt and body

4.17

(85 ratings)

PROGRAM DESCRIPTION

Strong Curves: Bootyful Beginnings is a beginner routine designed specifically for women who want to build a strong, curvy body. This program has a mix of bodyweight and barbell/dumbbell exercises.

Designed by Bret Contreras, a Sports Science PhD and a long-time trainer who has helped thousands of women build a better body. In addition to the Strong Curves book, Bret has published Glute Lab book.

If you want to train virtually with Bret, check out Booty By Bret for his strength and conditioning digital subscription program that includes up to 5 workouts per week, exercise library, and community.

PROGRAM OVERVIEW

  • Level

    Beginner, Novice

  • Goal

    Muscle & Sculpting

  • Equipment

    Full Gym

  • Program Length

    8

    weeks

  • Days Per Week

    3

    days

  • Recommended Days

    Mon, Wed, Fri

  • Time Per Workout

    45 minutes

Strong Curves: Bootyful Beginnings | Boostcamp App (4)Strong Curves: Bootyful Beginnings | Boostcamp App (5)

Strong Curves: Bootyful Beginnings | Boostcamp App (6)

Week

1

1 / 8 Weeks

Day 1

1

Glute Bridge (Barbell)

3 Sets

10-20 Reps

2

Single Arm Row (Dumbbell)

3 Sets

8-12 Reps

3

Box Squat (Barbell)

3 Sets

10-20 Reps

4

Bench Press (Barbell)

3 Sets

8-12 Reps

5

Romanian Deadlift (Dumbbell)

3 Sets

10-20 Reps

6

Side Lying Abductions

1 Set

15-30 Reps

7

RKC Plank

1 Set

20-120 secs

8

Side Plank

1 Set

20-60 secs

Day 2

1

Single Leg Glute Bridge

3 Sets

10-20 Reps

2

Lat Pulldown

3 Sets

8-12 Reps

3

Step-Up (Weighted)

3 Sets

10-20 Reps

4

Standing Shoulder Press (Dumbbell)

3 Sets

8-12 Reps

5

Back Extension

3 Sets

10-20 Reps

6

Side Lying Clam

1 Set

15-30 Reps

7

RKC Plank

1 Set

20-120 secs

8

Side Plank

1 Set

20-60 secs

Day 3

1

Glute March

3 Sets

60 secs

2

Seated Row (Cable)

3 Sets

8-12 Reps

3

Parallel Squat (Dumbbell)

3 Sets

10-20 Reps

4

Incline Bench Press (Dumbbell)

3 Sets

8-12 Reps

5

Single Leg Romanian Deadlift

2 Sets

10-20 Reps

6

X-Band Walk

1 Set

20 Reps

7

RKC Plank

1 Set

20-120 secs

8

Rope Horizontal Chop

1 Set

10 Reps

WEEK

1

WEEK

2

WEEK

3

WEEK

4

WEEK

5

WEEK

6

WEEK

7

WEEK

8

Day 1

#

Exercise

Sets

Reps

Intensity

1

Glute Bridge (Barbell)

3

10

-

20 reps

2

Single Arm Row (Dumbbell)

3

8

-

12 reps

3

Box Squat (Barbell)

3

10

-

20 reps

4

Bench Press (Barbell)

3

8

-

12 reps

5

Romanian Deadlift (Dumbbell)

3

10

-

20 reps

6

Side Lying Abductions

1

15

-

30 reps

7

RKC Plank

1

20-120 secs

8

Side Plank

1

20-60 secs

Day 1

#

Exercise

Sets

Reps

Intensity

1

Glute Bridge (Barbell)

3

10

-

20 reps

2

Single Arm Row (Dumbbell)

3

8

-

12 reps

3

Box Squat (Barbell)

3

10

-

20 reps

4

Bench Press (Barbell)

3

8

-

12 reps

5

Romanian Deadlift (Dumbbell)

3

10

-

20 reps

6

Side Lying Abductions

1

15

-

30 reps

7

RKC Plank

1

20-120 secs

8

Side Plank

1

20-60 secs

Day 1

#

Exercise

Sets

Reps

Intensity

1

Glute Bridge (Barbell)

3

10

-

20 reps

2

Single Arm Row (Dumbbell)

3

8

-

12 reps

3

Box Squat (Barbell)

3

10

-

20 reps

4

Bench Press (Barbell)

3

8

-

12 reps

5

Romanian Deadlift (Dumbbell)

3

10

-

20 reps

6

Side Lying Abductions

1

15

-

30 reps

7

RKC Plank

1

20-120 secs

8

Side Plank

1

20-60 secs

Day 1

#

Exercise

Sets

Reps

Intensity

1

Glute Bridge (Barbell)

3

10

-

20 reps

2

Single Arm Row (Dumbbell)

3

8

-

12 reps

3

Box Squat (Barbell)

3

10

-

20 reps

5

Romanian Deadlift (Dumbbell)

3

10

-

20 reps

6

Side Lying Abductions

1

15

-

30 reps

7

RKC Plank

1

20-120 secs

8

Side Plank

1

20-60 secs

Day 1

#

Exercise

Sets

Reps

Intensity

1

Hip Thrust (Barbell)

3

10

-

20 reps

2

Standing Single Arm Cable Row

3

8

-

12 reps

3

Goblet Squat

3

10

-

20 reps

4

Bench Press (Barbell)

3

8

-

12 reps

5

Romanian Deadlift (Dumbbell)

3

10

-

20 reps

6

Side Lying Abductions

1

15

-

30 reps

7

Plank (Feet Elevated)

1

20-60 secs

8

Side Plank

1

20-60 secs

Day 1

#

Exercise

Sets

Reps

Intensity

1

Hip Thrust (Barbell)

3

10

-

20 reps

2

Standing Single Arm Cable Row

3

8

-

12 reps

3

Goblet Squat

3

10

-

20 reps

4

Bench Press (Barbell)

3

8

-

12 reps

5

Romanian Deadlift (Dumbbell)

3

10

-

20 reps

6

Side Lying Abductions

1

15

-

30 reps

7

Plank (Feet Elevated)

1

20-60 secs

8

Side Plank

1

20-60 secs

Day 1

#

Exercise

Sets

Reps

Intensity

1

Hip Thrust (Barbell)

3

10

-

20 reps

2

Standing Single Arm Cable Row

3

8

-

12 reps

3

Goblet Squat

3

10

-

20 reps

4

Bench Press (Barbell)

3

8

-

12 reps

5

Romanian Deadlift (Dumbbell)

3

10

-

20 reps

6

Side Lying Abductions

1

15

-

30 reps

7

Plank (Feet Elevated)

1

20-60 secs

8

Side Plank

1

20-60 secs

Day 1

#

Exercise

Sets

Reps

Intensity

1

Hip Thrust (Barbell)

3

10

-

20 reps

2

Standing Single Arm Cable Row

3

8

-

12 reps

3

Goblet Squat

3

10

-

20 reps

4

Bench Press (Barbell)

3

8

-

12 reps

5

Romanian Deadlift (Dumbbell)

3

10

-

20 reps

6

Side Lying Abductions

1

15

-

30 reps

7

Plank (Feet Elevated)

1

20-60 secs

8

Side Plank

1

20-60 secs

Day 2

#

Exercise

Sets

Reps

Intensity

1

Single Leg Glute Bridge

3

10

-

20 reps

2

Lat Pulldown

3

8

-

12 reps

3

Step-Up (Weighted)

3

10

-

20 reps

4

Standing Shoulder Press (Dumbbell)

3

8

-

12 reps

5

Back Extension

3

10

-

20 reps

6

Side Lying Clam

1

15

-

30 reps

7

RKC Plank

1

20-120 secs

8

Side Plank

1

20-60 secs

Day 2

#

Exercise

Sets

Reps

Intensity

1

Single Leg Glute Bridge

3

10

-

20 reps

2

Lat Pulldown

3

8

-

12 reps

3

Step-Up (Weighted)

3

10

-

20 reps

4

Standing Shoulder Press (Dumbbell)

3

8

-

12 reps

5

Back Extension

3

10

-

20 reps

6

Side Lying Clam

1

15

-

30 reps

7

RKC Plank

1

20-120 secs

8

Side Plank

1

20-60 secs

Day 2

#

Exercise

Sets

Reps

Intensity

1

Single Leg Glute Bridge

3

10

-

20 reps

2

Lat Pulldown

3

8

-

12 reps

3

Step-Up (Weighted)

3

10

-

20 reps

4

Standing Shoulder Press (Dumbbell)

3

8

-

12 reps

5

Back Extension

3

10

-

20 reps

6

Side Lying Clam

1

15

-

30 reps

7

RKC Plank

1

20-120 secs

8

Side Plank

1

20-60 secs

Day 2

#

Exercise

Sets

Reps

Intensity

1

Single Leg Glute Bridge

3

10

-

20 reps

2

Lat Pulldown

3

8

-

12 reps

3

Step-Up (Weighted)

3

10

-

20 reps

4

Standing Shoulder Press (Dumbbell)

3

8

-

12 reps

5

Back Extension

3

10

-

20 reps

6

Side Lying Clam

1

15

-

30 reps

7

RKC Plank

1

20-120 secs

8

Side Plank

1

20-60 secs

Day 2

#

Exercise

Sets

Reps

Intensity

1

Single Leg Glute Bridge

3

10

-

20 reps

2

Chin-Up Negatives

3

3 reps

3

Walking Lunge (Dumbbell)

3

20

-

40 reps

4

Standing Shoulder Press (Dumbbell)

3

8

-

12 reps

5

Reverse Hyperextension

3

10

-

20 reps

6

Side Lying Clam

1

15

-

30 reps

7

Swiss Ball Crunch

1

15

-

30 reps

8

Swiss Ball Side Crunch

1

15

-

30 reps

Day 2

#

Exercise

Sets

Reps

Intensity

1

Single Leg Glute Bridge

3

10

-

20 reps

2

Chin-Up Negatives

3

3 reps

3

Walking Lunge (Dumbbell)

3

20

-

40 reps

4

Standing Shoulder Press (Dumbbell)

3

8

-

12 reps

5

Reverse Hyperextension

3

10

-

20 reps

6

Side Lying Clam

1

15

-

30 reps

7

Swiss Ball Crunch

1

15

-

30 reps

8

Swiss Ball Side Crunch

1

15

-

30 reps

Day 2

#

Exercise

Sets

Reps

Intensity

1

Single Leg Glute Bridge

3

10

-

20 reps

2

Chin-Up Negatives

3

3 reps

3

Walking Lunge (Dumbbell)

3

20

-

40 reps

4

Standing Shoulder Press (Dumbbell)

3

8

-

12 reps

5

Reverse Hyperextension

3

10

-

20 reps

6

Side Lying Clam

1

15

-

30 reps

7

Swiss Ball Crunch

1

15

-

30 reps

8

Swiss Ball Side Crunch

1

15

-

30 reps

Day 2

#

Exercise

Sets

Reps

Intensity

1

Single Leg Glute Bridge

3

10

-

20 reps

2

Chin-Up Negatives

3

3 reps

3

Walking Lunge (Dumbbell)

3

20

-

40 reps

4

Standing Shoulder Press (Dumbbell)

3

8

-

12 reps

5

Reverse Hyperextension

3

10

-

20 reps

6

Side Lying Clam

1

15

-

30 reps

7

Swiss Ball Crunch

1

15

-

30 reps

8

Swiss Ball Side Crunch

1

15

-

30 reps

Day 3

#

Exercise

Sets

Reps

Intensity

1

Glute March

3

60 secs

2

Seated Row (Cable)

3

8

-

12 reps

3

Parallel Squat (Dumbbell)

3

10

-

20 reps

4

Incline Bench Press (Dumbbell)

3

8

-

12 reps

5

Single Leg Romanian Deadlift

2

10

-

20 reps

6

X-Band Walk

1

20 reps

7

RKC Plank

1

20-120 secs

8

Rope Horizontal Chop

1

10 reps

Day 3

#

Exercise

Sets

Reps

Intensity

1

Glute March

3

60 secs

2

Seated Row (Cable)

3

8

-

12 reps

3

Parallel Squat (Dumbbell)

3

10

-

20 reps

4

Incline Bench Press (Dumbbell)

3

8

-

12 reps

5

Single Leg Romanian Deadlift

2

10

-

20 reps

6

X-Band Walk

1

20 reps

7

RKC Plank

1

20-120 secs

8

Rope Horizontal Chop

1

10 reps

Day 3

#

Exercise

Sets

Reps

Intensity

1

Glute March

3

60 secs

2

Seated Row (Cable)

3

8

-

12 reps

3

Parallel Squat (Dumbbell)

3

10

-

20 reps

4

Incline Bench Press (Dumbbell)

3

8

-

12 reps

5

Single Leg Romanian Deadlift

2

10

-

20 reps

6

X-Band Walk

1

20 reps

7

RKC Plank

1

20-120 secs

8

Rope Horizontal Chop

1

10 reps

Day 3

#

Exercise

Sets

Reps

Intensity

1

Glute March

3

60 secs

2

Seated Row (Cable)

3

8

-

12 reps

3

Parallel Squat (Dumbbell)

3

10

-

20 reps

4

Incline Bench Press (Dumbbell)

3

8

-

12 reps

5

Single Leg Romanian Deadlift

2

10

-

20 reps

6

X-Band Walk

1

20 reps

7

RKC Plank

1

20-120 secs

8

Rope Horizontal Chop

1

10 reps

Day 3

#

Exercise

Sets

Reps

Intensity

1

Hip Thrust (Barbell)

3

10

-

20 reps

2

Inverted Row

3

8

-

12 reps

3

Goblet Squat

3

10

-

20 reps

4

Bench Press (Close Grip)

3

8

-

12 reps

5

Kettlebell Swing

3

10

-

20 reps

6

X-Band Walk

1

20 reps

7

Straight Leg Sit Up

1

15

-

30 reps

8

Rotary Hold

1

10-20 secs

Day 3

#

Exercise

Sets

Reps

Intensity

1

Hip Thrust (Barbell)

3

10

-

20 reps

2

Inverted Row

3

8

-

12 reps

3

Goblet Squat

3

10

-

20 reps

4

Bench Press (Close Grip)

3

8

-

12 reps

5

Kettlebell Swing

3

10

-

20 reps

6

X-Band Walk

1

20 reps

7

Straight Leg Sit Up

1

15

-

30 reps

8

Rotary Hold

1

10-20 secs

Day 3

#

Exercise

Sets

Reps

Intensity

1

Hip Thrust (Barbell)

3

10

-

20 reps

2

Inverted Row

3

8

-

12 reps

3

Goblet Squat

3

10

-

20 reps

4

Bench Press (Close Grip)

3

8

-

12 reps

5

Kettlebell Swing

3

10

-

20 reps

6

X-Band Walk

1

20 reps

7

Straight Leg Sit Up

1

15

-

30 reps

8

Rotary Hold

1

10-20 secs

Day 3

#

Exercise

Sets

Reps

Intensity

1

Hip Thrust (Barbell)

3

10

-

20 reps

2

Inverted Row

3

8

-

12 reps

3

Goblet Squat

3

10

-

20 reps

4

Bench Press (Close Grip)

3

8

-

12 reps

5

Kettlebell Swing

3

10

-

20 reps

6

X-Band Walk

1

20 reps

7

Straight Leg Sit Up

1

15

-

30 reps

8

Rotary Hold

1

10-20 secs

WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING(85 ratings)

Only ratings with written feedback are displayed here.

4.17/5

Rosana KostadinovaAge 29, Woman

3 months ago

3 weeks complete

1 year of prior experience

As expected strength gains

Less than expected muscle gains

Marginal modifications

Good

Fleur RiordanAge 44, Woman

4 months ago

3 weeks complete

5 years of prior experience

As expected strength gains

Less than expected muscle gains

Marginal modifications

Easy program my regularity not ideal however results pretty good

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Strong Curves

Strong Curves on Boostcamp App

Strong Curves is completely free on Boostcamp App, which contains a library of free popular weight training programs with the mission to make evidence-based training accessible to everyone, not just those who can afford it.

Strong Curves FAQ

What is Strong Curves?

Strong Curves: Bootyful Beginnings, written by Bret Contreras, is a popular 3X per week beginner gym routine specifically designed for women. The program requires access to commercial gym equipment like barbells, dumbbells, and machines.

Strong Curves Results

Hundreds of thousands of women have transformed their body by following Strong Curves. You can scroll down to find written reviews of Strong Curves program by Boostcamp users. You can also find tons of Strong Curves before and after on Bret Contreras' website and IG.

Strong Curves Workout

Strong Curves routine is 3x per week, with ~45-60 min per workout. Each workout starts with a glute exercise, such as glute bridge and glute march. The workouts then move to exercises for your back, legs, shoulders, and core. Every Strong Curves workout is a full body workout to develop a balanced physique, with a focus on glute development.

Strong Curves Reddit

You can learn more about Strong Curves on various subreddits, like r/fitness, r/xxfitness, and r/strongcurves. They're all excellent resources for science-based training.

Strong Curves PDF

You can find Strong Curves PDF on liftvault.com and many other websites. You can also follow Strong Curves app on Boostcamp App, with easy workout logging and video exercise demos.

Strong Curves App

Strong Curves is completely free on Boostcamp App, the last lifting app you'll ever need. You'll be able to easily start Strong Curves with workout tracking, video exercise demos, and training analytics.

Boostcamp is not affiliated with Bret Contreras. You can also find Strong Curves in spreadsheet or PDF format on other websites. For more info on Bret's training programs, online coaching, and products visit https://bretcontreras.com.

Strong Curves: Bootyful Beginnings | Boostcamp App (2024)

FAQs

Is there a strong curves app? ›

Strong Curves App Features

Strong Curves is all about keeping things simple, fun and BS free! We've got you covered on all fronts with fun workouts, simple healthy eating and a bangin' community to keep you motivated.

What is the strong curves program? ›

PROGRAM DESCRIPTION

Strong Curves: Bootyful Beginnings is a beginner routine designed specifically for women who want to build a strong, curvy body. This program has a mix of bodyweight and barbell/dumbbell exercises.

Does Bret Contreras have an app? ›

Bret Contreras | Coaches | Boostcamp App.

What are bootyful beginnings? ›

Workout Guide, Calculator, and Progress Tracker. A beginner routine designed specifically for women who want to build a strong, curvy body. Has a mix of bodyweight and barbell/dumbbell exercises.

Is strong lifts a good app? ›

This app gave me the confidence to get to work with a solid, simple routine and it makes lifting fun. You start with light weights so you can nail your form and then steadily add weight. I'm 3 weeks in and I am already seeing results and getting stronger. There is a strong method to this program.

Do you lose weight with curves? ›

Our members can expect to lose weight on average 1-2lbs per week, however these results may vary based on personal weight history, body composition, individual motivation, physical exercise frequency, medications, and other factors.

Can you grow your glutes without growing your legs? ›

To grow your glutes effectively, it is important to find the right balance of volume and repetitions. You should be aiming for higher rep ranges (10–15 reps per set) with moderate weights. This approach can help you build muscle endurance and size in your glutes without adding significant mass to your legs.

How does the Curves program work? ›

Curves incorporates both upper body and lower body strength training exercises, cardio moves, and stretching, allowing you to work every major muscle group. The workout uses hydraulic resistance gym equipment specially designed for women and can be used by a variety of fitness levels.

What exercise gives you curves? ›

Lunges can help tone and build lean muscle mass in your thighs and buttocks. Lunges work your core and abdominals while giving your buttocks a lift. Start off by doing 10 to 12 lunges on each leg at a time. You can add more lunges as you build your fitness.

Can I grow glutes on a calorie deficit? ›

While it's possible to gain muscle in a calorie deficit, it's often challenging, and typically reserved for beginners in training. It's important to embrace the fact that getting and feeling bigger is a natural part of the muscle gain process.

How often should I hip thrust Bret Contreras? ›

What should I do? It depends how bad you want them. In my opinion, the quickest way to build glutes would be to buy a Hip Thruster and do hip thrusts four times per week (barbell, bands, single leg).

Is Musclewiki app free? ›

The tutorial videos save a google search as well Saves time when you want to change up which exercises you do. There's a ton of features that make this a great app and it being free with no ads makes it an easy 5 star review.

How to exercise glutes? ›

7 Gluteus Maximus Exercises
  1. Split Squat. You can hold a dumbbell in each hand, a kettlebell at your chest, or a barbell across your back to make this glute exercise harder. ...
  2. Step Up. ...
  3. Lunge. ...
  4. Cable Machine Kickback. ...
  5. Romanian Deadlift. ...
  6. Good Morning. ...
  7. Glute Bridge.
Apr 4, 2024

How do you get thick curves? ›

Tone the curves around your hips, thighs, waist and breasts by strength training.
  1. Do squats to target your glutes and thighs. Always keep your stomach flexed and your spine neutral. ...
  2. Try step ups to improve your glutes, hips, and thighs. ...
  3. Do planks. ...
  4. Do Serratus pushups. ...
  5. Target your outer thighs with clam shells.

How effective is curves workout? ›

Researchers found that the total 30-minute Curves work- out burns an average of 184 calories, while the 25-minute circuit alone burns 163 calories. “Intensity-wise it's similar to walking four miles an hour [for 30 minutes] on a flat tread- mill,” says Greany. “So it's a moderate-intensity workout.”

Can you build muscle with curves? ›

Weight training can enhance curves by building muscle in key areas such as the shoulders, waist, and hips. This approach allows for a balanced and proportionate physique that accentuates an hourglass form without resorting to unsafe methods.

How can I make my curves more noticeable? ›

In order to best accentuate your curves, your clothes should be formfitting but not tight, nip in at your waist, hug your hips, and fall loosely over your thighs and calves. If you want to create curves on a slimmer figure, you can make your clothing tailored so it's slightly more formfitting, but not skintight.

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